Jautrie, smieklīgie apsveikumi, pantiņi

Viegli dzimšanas dienu svinēt,
Otrā dienā var tik minēt kāpēc guli zālē zaļā
Pudele tev blakus vaļā.

Zēni ir cūkas...BET...dzīvnieciņi arī jāmīl!!!

Zemeslode apaļa,
Tā kā tava pakaļa!!!

ALUS, ŠŅABIS, SALDIE VĪNI
tie ir mūsu vitamīni...

FUCK is good
and FUCK is funny.
All the people FUCK for money.
But if you think that FUCK is funny...
FUCK yourself and safe you money!!!

TOP TEN REASON WHY I HATE TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL...
10. It starts so early
9. Hate the sound of bells
8. One word - GYM
7. Squeeky chalk on the blackboard
6. Teachers
5. Carrying heavy books
4. Grade cards in 9 weeks
3. No MTV in detention
2. Lunches by the same bad cook
AND THE #1 REASON WHY I HATE TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL IS...
*HOMEWORK*!!!!!!!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Love stinks...and so do you!!!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Frankensheit is ugly
But what the hell hapend to you?!

Don''t be sad...don''t be blue...
Frankenshtein was ugly too...

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Un metu tam ar puķīti
Bet tagad mani gaida sods
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